3 Uses For Britney Spears Music

By Simon, 4 November, 2013

Here are 3 unexpected uses for the music of Britney Spears.

Number 3:

According to reports, Britney's hits, including Oops! I Did It Again and Baby One More Time, are being employed by British naval officers in an attempt to scare off pirates along the east coast of Africa. Perhaps nothing else – not guns, not harpoons – is quite as intimidating as the sound of Ms Spears singing "Ooh baby baby!"


Number 2:

The Britney bludgeon, a weapon of torture... Ethiopian-born Londoner Binyam Mohammed, 30, now a prisoner at Guantanamo, said men held with him at the CIA's 'Dark Prison' in Afghanistan ended up screaming and smashing their heads against walls, unable to endure any more. 'Plenty lost their minds,' he added.


Number 1:

An opera that chronicles the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, SPEARS is the story of Jesus Christ as told through the music of Britney Spears.


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